Blog 12 - Cancel Joel!

written by: ANONYMOUS

WE THE FREE THINKING PEOPLE OF THIS FAIR CITY HAVE FOUND JOEL TO BE CORRUPT AND A DEMON UPON THE COMEDY SCENE.
FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE BEEN SILENCED. LOOK UPON THE EVIDENCE WE HAVE OBTAINED BELOW OF THIS FROG'S DOINGS.

NO LONGER SHOULD HE BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HIS WORK WITH DALLAS INDIE COMEDY FEST.
READ AND FIND THE TRUTH.
FEEL THE TRUTH
LAUGH AT IT AND HUNGER FOR JUSTICE!

 JOEL TEXTING AN "UNCLE VLAD" WHO SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR THE AMERICAN OR RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT. IT IS UNCLEAR. BUT WHAT IS CLEAR IS HE DOES NOT HAVE THE FESTIVAL'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND. JOEL IS A FOREIGN AGENT AND CAN NOT BE TRUSTED.

LOG OF JOEL'S COMMUNICATIONS WITH RONDA, HIS EX-WIFE. HE IS A PATHETIC FROG AND SORRY EXCUSE FOR JOURNALIST. CLEARLY HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP OR PLEASURE A WOMAN. DISGUSTING.

FRESH OUT OF A BREAKUP, EVIDENCE OF JOEL PLAYING THE FIELD WITH LOCAL DICF PRODUCER, BETH JONES. SOME MAY SAY THIS COULD BE DRINK BETWEEN FRIENDS. BUT FROGS ARE SLIMEY, SNAKEY CREATURES AND ARE NEVER UP TO ANY GOOD. CHECK THE TEXTS OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IF YOU SUSPECT THEY HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH JOEL.

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF JOEL'S WORK WITH THE GOVERNMENT. HE HAS BEEN TASKED WITH STEALING NUDE PHOTOS FROM ALL WHO ATTEND DICF. JOEL IS A PERVERT AND HOME-WRECKER. HIS FACE SHOULD BE SCRUBBED FROM THE BLOG AND DICF PRODUCERS SHOULD PUBLICLY DENOUNCE HIM.

JUSTICE FOR RONDA!

OUR PAST COMMUNICATION WITH JOEL BEFORE NOVEMBER'S INDIE NIGHT. NO MONEY WAS LEFT FOR US. THIS IS HIS PUNISHMENT. WE WILL RELEASE MORE DURING THE FESTIVAL. THIS IS ONLY OUR FIRST ATTACK. 

JOEL IS A BAD SON!
JOEL IS A BAD JOURNALIST!
JOEL IS A BAD FROG!

GOTCHA!
Joel here, dear readers, and everything you just read above was pure fiction I created as a joke! Wasn't that a hoot? I don't work for the government nor owe anyone money. I don't even have student loans!
Ronda and I are on great terms and there is nothing to look into there.
My mother and I also have a healthy relationship, but if she reaches out to you please tell me. Festivals do worry her actually! That part wasn't made up. There should always be a little truth sprinkled into a story. 

Hope I didn't scare anyone too badly! It's me, Joel, after all! My little froggy spirit would never be able to take working for the government or hacking into phones. Well, anyways, keep reading the blog! The Fest is almost here and I hope you are just as excited as I am! See you there!

​Joel is Dallas Indie Comedy Fest's premier reporter, helping with both the blog and The Festival Times newsletter, out every Thursday! You can catch him hopping around the Fest or resting up at the merch booth. If there's a scoop, story, or a fly you want looked at seek out Joel!