Blog #2 - An Audit of Pets

From the Desk of Joel, your loyal DICF Reporter:

Dear Reader,

We pick up here, mid-interview with the IDIOTs of Indie Night fame, who have elected to run an entire Comedy Festival in April. After taking what many of them agreed to be a “much needed potty break”, we all moved indoors out of the freezing, bleak day. They had their foyer already prepared to host me and I found quite a modicum of delight in treating myself to a few biscuits and items of that nature provided to me. Though, before I could fully relax, I was taken aside briefly by one unnamed, yet tall, IDIOT and was politely told to change the subject off the IDIOTs and onto something else, if I could. I was perplexed and challenged by this, but I was assured it would be better for everyone involved because currently “there was a lot of heat on a few of them and any more info about them from the interview could put them and their families in great danger”, end quote.

Joel: It’s time to dig a little deeper on a certain subject my readers and I are very curious on. Do any of you have pets?
All in Unison: Yes.

Joel: Oh, delightful! Then may I compile some answers from everyone and detail a profile for each of your pets?
All in Unison: Yes.

(What follows is an accounting of each pet per their owner’s words, listed in alphabetical order of Pet Name)

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