Blog #1 - An Audit of Idiocy

From the Desk of Joel, your loyal DICF Reporter:

Dear Reader,

First and foremost, welcome to the inaugural Dallas Indie Comedy Fest blog post! As we build up towards the festival in mid-April there will be a brand-spankin’ new post every Tuesday. We have so many grand and great ideas planned for this blog, including guest writers! Every week’s post will leave you wondering what will come next: a movie review, a how-to guide on laughing during an improv set, the best places to commune with spirits in Dallas? Who knows.
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But before the future comes the present! And what better way to take account of the present than through an audit!

We here at the blog have asked The Idiots behind DICF hard hitting questions and pledged to give the answers out to the public, for transparency sake. There have been many claims and allegations about who The Idiots are, where they come from, and what their intentions are with the beloved Indie Comedy scene of Dallas, Texas. We sat down with them on a cold, below freezing day in an expansive outdoor garden. Peacocks and jaguars roamed the grounds freely, while a frigid breeze frisked my scarf, as if it was attempting to find contraband. All six Idiots sat across a small stone table from me with a majestic water fountain splayed behind them, although the streams were solid lances of ice.

Joel: Let’s begin at the beginning, yes? Where are each of you originally from?
All in Unison, except Stefan: Dallas
Stefan: Eldorado, Arkansas

Joel: Ah right, then it’s a good thing this is indeed a Dallas Festival. My readers will be happy to know it is all in the hands of locals.
Raye: Your readers can shove it.

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