written by: Hannah Heuer Hey there IDIOT fans and haters, it’s me, back again with this week’s update on Texas’ favorite comedy bunch…
When we last left off, IDIOT S was seen slinking into his local CVS, and what did he emerge with? This writer never would have known if not for the mile long receipt, fluttering in the wind behind him…hair dye! RED HAIR DYE! That’s right, our favorite natural redhead may in fact be very UNnatural. Rumor has it, our boy has been hitting the metallic box his entire life. What does bf M have to say about this? Sources say he’s known the whole time and has been nothing but supportive. As for the rest of us…color us completely SHOCKED! Could IDIOT M have possibly known this deeply held secret? It’s hard to imagine her close friends wouldn’t have discussed it…after all, she might just have a trichological secret of her own. At a recent Monday Night Feast, M was seen adjusting…
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written by: Madeline Slavens Dallas Indie Comedy Fest - IN This thing is IN, big time! It’s the top of the list because it is the most cool and most “à la moment” thing happening right now. It’s an un-missable event from April 11 to April 13th this year and it’s certain to be extremely fun. We’re hearing that it’s going to be two amazing evenings of comedy shows with workshops and social events as well. This event redefines what it even means to be “IN.” Friendship Bracelets - OUT Sorry, Friendship bracelets. You’re OUT. Wearing your friend’s names on your arm is out because wearing your friend’s names on your heart is in! Keep those names close, queen!! |
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